If you're commenting here, you've almost certainly googled the Tor Project or Tails, and have read at least one Linux Journal article, so you're already classed

If you're commenting here, you've almost certainly googled the Tor Project or Tails, and have read at least one Linux Journal article, so you're already classed as a dangerous extremist and some NSA employee is busy seeing if your taste in porn caters to their personal fetishes.