Nothing like a bit of sensationalism, ey? You could just as easily replace 'children' in that sentence with any other large object, e.g. 'popcorn', 'cat scratch

Nothing like a bit of sensationalism, ey? You could just as easily replace 'children' in that sentence with any other large object, e.g. 'popcorn', 'cat scratching post', 'invisibility cloaks'...