>Dobrowolny said MonkeyParking doesn't sell parking spots, but convenience. >Herrera spokesman Matt Dorsey described MonkeyParking's statements as "verbal gymn

>Dobrowolny said MonkeyParking doesn't sell parking spots, but convenience. >Herrera spokesman Matt Dorsey described MonkeyParking's statements as "verbal gymnastics." "It's like a prostitute saying she's not selling sex — she's only selling information about her willingness to have sex with you," Dorsey said in a written statement. Unless something has changed since the last time I was in San Fransisco, the backpages of just about every alt-weekly are loaded with ads for people technically only selling "escorting." A couple hundred feet from my hotel was a bathhouse that technically only sold massages. There was an awful lot of businesses that technically were only selling "glassware" and not recreational drug paraphernilia.