The whole thing is written according to one of Dan's FSJ schticks. The form of this "So Foo Called" schtick obligates the recipient of the call to treat Foo wit

The whole thing is written according to one of Dan's FSJ schticks. The form of this "So Foo Called" schtick obligates the recipient of the call to treat Foo with casual, but brutal condescension. They don't have to be drinking buddies for this to be a sincere form of flattery.