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The fake praise at the top is a great touch. All the reviews on amazon are 5 stars, too.

by pgrote 12y ago

atwebb 12y ago
For anyone that wants to skim them: "I hope everyone reads this book and learns about the cruel business of selling pets." - Bowser, a dog "I can confirm I make money - making you feel bad about yourself." - Marketing Executive "We've finally been bested in the battle for best book with 'onomics' in the title." - Freakonomics "Buying this book was the best decision I ever made." - You, in the Future "I didn't really care for this book." - Your Childhood Nemesis "You know what the world needs? Another book." - Priceonomics Middle Management "Under no circumstances should anyone read this book." - CEO of De Beers "Finally, a book that helps me steal bicycles more efficiently!" - Bike Thief "Nutella really is healthy. Hahaha, I can't even say that with a straight face." - Food Industry Lobbyist "An intellectual tour de force of staggering proportions - Priceonomics" - Winston Churchill "After reading this book, I think I was duped into knighting a scoundrel." - The Queen of England "No this book is not tax deductible. Why would you even ask that?" - Your Accountant "Any press is good press, right?" - Actual Seal Clubbers "With my endorsement, this book will reach the tipping point before you blink." - Galcolm Madwell "Until this book, I had no idea why people started calling me Chilean Sea Bass." - An Arctic Toothfish "Mandatory reading at the Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good!" - D. Zoolander "Do not buy this book. Contains almost no practical information about bullshit or manure." - Farmer "Yes, the oligarchy needs something to spend its money on. " - Art Dealer "Finally, a book that passes judgement on my life's work!" - A Bordeaux Winemaker "You mean I wasted all my savings on a diamond ring?" - Dudes Everywhere "Can I interest anyone in a 'free' credit report? Lol." - The Experian Corporation "Of course pizza is a vegetable! Don't listen to those troublemakers at Priceonomics." - US Congress "Finally a book I can enthusiastically give two thumbs up!" - Friedrich Nietzsche "I only read the title, but I entirely disagree with everything in this book." - Internet Commenter
- beamatronic 12y ago
  Can't forget: "I only read the title, but I entirely agree with everything in this book." - Internet Commenter
  - atwebb 12y ago
    I probably should've put that one at the top, just copied from the serialized object in the page.
chintan 12y ago
Stored it. http://imgur.com/NnCzDaX http://imgur.com/NnCzDaX

The fake praise at the top is a great touch. All the reviews on amazon are 5 stars, too.

by pgrote 12y ago

The fake praise at the top is a great touch. All the reviews on amazon are 5 stars, too.

For anyone that wants to skim them: "I hope everyone reads this book and learns about the cruel business of selling pets." - Bowser, a dog "I can confirm I make money - making you feel bad about yourself." - Marketing Executive "We've finally been bested in the battle for best book with 'onomics' in the title." - Freakonomics "Buying this book was the best decision I ever made." - You, in the Future "I didn't really care for this book." - Your Childhood Nemesis "You know what the world needs? Another book." - Priceonomics Middle Management "Under no circumstances should anyone read this book." - CEO of De Beers "Finally, a book that helps me steal bicycles more efficiently!" - Bike Thief "Nutella really is healthy. Hahaha, I can't even say that with a straight face." - Food Industry Lobbyist "An intellectual tour de force of staggering proportions - Priceonomics" - Winston Churchill "After reading this book, I think I was duped into knighting a scoundrel." - The Queen of England "No this book is not tax deductible. Why would you even ask that?" - Your Accountant "Any press is good press, right?" - Actual Seal Clubbers "With my endorsement, this book will reach the tipping point before you blink." - Galcolm Madwell "Until this book, I had no idea why people started calling me Chilean Sea Bass." - An Arctic Toothfish "Mandatory reading at the Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good!" - D. Zoolander "Do not buy this book. Contains almost no practical information about bullshit or manure." - Farmer "Yes, the oligarchy needs something to spend its money on. " - Art Dealer "Finally, a book that passes judgement on my life's work!" - A Bordeaux Winemaker "You mean I wasted all my savings on a diamond ring?" - Dudes Everywhere "Can I interest anyone in a 'free' credit report? Lol." - The Experian Corporation "Of course pizza is a vegetable! Don't listen to those troublemakers at Priceonomics." - US Congress "Finally a book I can enthusiastically give two thumbs up!" - Friedrich Nietzsche "I only read the title, but I entirely disagree with everything in this book." - Internet Commenter

beamatronic 12y ago
Can't forget: "I only read the title, but I entirely agree with everything in this book." - Internet Commenter
- atwebb 12y ago
  I probably should've put that one at the top, just copied from the serialized object in the page.

chintan 12y ago

Stored it. http://imgur.com/NnCzDaX http://imgur.com/NnCzDaX