Here's a free idea, if you want to do it on the cheap: write your stuff to a USB stick, partner with someone who makes (appropriate) art, embed the stick in the

Here's a free idea, if you want to do it on the cheap: write your stuff to a USB stick, partner with someone who makes (appropriate) art, embed the stick in the art, sell as a package. Instant one-of-a-kind item that corporations can't emulate.