Like if you have kids or commitments or something. It's cool! But it's also sort of a strong signal that you're just not going to be a good fit here. You have

Like if you have kids or commitments or something. It's cool! But it's also sort of a strong signal that you're just not going to be a good fit here. You have entered exceedingly dangerous territory, and I don't think you realize it. Morally and legally. What you're essentially saying is, "We want people like us." Honestly, I'm running into a bit of Poe's Law. I can't tell if what you wrote is serious or satire.