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To think, all this time, I've been bringing non-organic carrots to interviews. Oh the shame.
by minikomi 12y ago
To think, all this time, I've been bringing non-organic carrots to interviews. Oh the shame.
- tragic 12y agoI wouldn't want to work for a start-up that wasn't happy with a box of Micro Chips and a tin of special brew.
- jonnathanson 12y ago"This is a Golden Sunrise carrot, in burnt orange with off-green foliage. Heritage. What do you think?" "Very nice, Bateman," Bryce replies. "When did a dork like you get so tasteful?" It's all going well, and then Van Patten places his carrot on the table. It's fucking magnificent. "This," he says, "Is a Pioneer Ridge carrot, in deep ochre with leaves in a color called 'hazy forest.' The seed stock is heritage, and the planting was organic." "Amazing," says Bryce. "This is the best carrot I've seen all day." I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's carrot to mine.