[paraphrased] "if you took 14 minutes to read the report and were over the age of 50, you were clearly not taking your work seriously and needed an intervention

[paraphrased] "if you took 14 minutes to read the report and were over the age of 50, you were clearly not taking your work seriously and needed an intervention -- 16 minutes, and you were being too analytical and black-flagged as an asshole" (sorry, I forget the exact quote from Neal Stephenson's "The Diamond Age") We'll probably get a few more Dilbert creators out of the ironic fiasco this is going to become..