The iPhone 42s contains all the worlds knowledge past present and future and you just need to think about what you want to know and it will send it to you telep

The iPhone 42s contains all the worlds knowledge past present and future and you just need to think about what you want to know and it will send it to you telepathically. Why on earth would I use something as archaic as Google search from the 21st century? Siri is a still humourless cow though.