Hopefully someone writes one soon on those annoying parallax homepages also. We get it, you have high resolution photos. They aren't going to help me make bus

Hopefully someone writes one soon on those annoying parallax homepages also. We get it, you have high resolution photos. They aren't going to help me make business decisions and even worse, they're a very poor indicator of ability for designers. A 10 year old can put one together in a few days.