Here's a question (not sure if it is really relevant to software patents or not): Could a writer patent a novel grammatical form? If you were to invent somethi

Here's a question (not sure if it is really relevant to software patents or not): Could a writer patent a novel grammatical form? If you were to invent something like this (http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/11/english-has-a-new-preposition-because-internet/281601/ http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/11/englis...), or perhaps more complex, could that be patented?