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Chief Justice Roberts will send Justices Kennedy and Ginsburg around to make an example of one of the Federal Circuit justices. Kind of like how the Mob do bus
by jackgavigan 12y ago
Chief Justice Roberts will send Justices Kennedy and Ginsburg around to make an example of one of the Federal Circuit justices.
Kind of like how the Mob do business but will gavels instead of baseball bats.
"Ya know, that's a really nice bench ya got there. It'd be a pity if something were to happen to it..."
PS: I think the premise of the Supreme Court justices enforcing their judgments, Mafia enforcer-style, would make a great graphic novel. I can see Ginsburg going all Tommy DeVito on some Federal Circuit judge's ass and burying the body in the Rose Garden.
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