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Step One: Construct a giant concrete sarcophagus similar to the contraption they used to seal off Chernobyl. Step Two: Hire a reliable private investigator to
by brianmckenzie 19y ago
Step One: Construct a giant concrete sarcophagus similar to the contraption they used to seal off Chernobyl.
Step Two: Hire a reliable private investigator to ascertain the location of the target: Creed's rehearsal space.
Step Three: Fill the sarcophagus with alligators, poop, and diseased ferrets.
Step Four: Rent several hundred industrial-grade helicopters and lower the sarcophagus onto the target.
Step Five: Construct a monument honoring the heroism of the alligators and diseased ferrets.
- gstar 19y agoBrilliant. I'd throw in another 2bil if you can knock off Maroon 5 and Nickelback at the same time? Get your people to fax my people.
- sutro 18y agoI happened across this nearly year-old comment surfing the backwaters of HN. It is a true classic. Oh how I wish I could award more than a single karma point.