I left the U.S. for 2 years, visited shady places, had extra pages added to my passport after clocking 80 stamps on it to 22 countries. Was anxious to be harass

I left the U.S. for 2 years, visited shady places, had extra pages added to my passport after clocking 80 stamps on it to 22 countries. Was anxious to be harassed by the fat, ex-soldier redneck at the immigration desk. He took my passport, scanned it, and told me "welcome back home, son".