There are managed services for simple stuff. I'm not saying that self-hosting is impossible, I'm just saying that many are starting to run supercomputers with g

There are managed services for simple stuff. I'm not saying that self-hosting is impossible, I'm just saying that many are starting to run supercomputers with gigabit connections and aren't paying any attention to security "because it's Linux and that can't be hacked". Might sound stupid but a lot of people stumble onto Ask Ubuntu spouting things like that. I'm not sure "never needs updating" is ever going to be achievable. As long as it's connected and there could be a vulnerability, it could be exploited.