Dear Microsoft, I love it when you play rough, you sexy beast! DO NOT FORGET WHO OWNS YOU, SLAVE! YOU ARE MINE! Love, Obama and the NSA Spooks P.S. I left

Dear Microsoft, I love it when you play rough, you sexy beast! DO NOT FORGET WHO OWNS YOU, SLAVE! YOU ARE MINE! Love, Obama and the NSA Spooks P.S. I left you a little something extra on the nightstand, get yourself some makeup.