I avoid driving them home while drunk and then abandoning them underwater. I also try not to pat myself on the back for using my family connections to get into

I avoid driving them home while drunk and then abandoning them underwater. I also try not to pat myself on the back for using my family connections to get into a position where I can spend other people's money on my pet projects. So far, the New York Times hasn't said anything nice about me. On the other hand, I can sleep at night.