First question and you can already sense he has no clue what that simple question means ... "Where are you?" > I am? You better ask my pig Bill. I know you

First question and you can already sense he has no clue what that simple question means ... "Where are you?" > I am? You better ask my pig Bill. I know you are supposed to trick me. And basic math isn't his strongest :D "How old are you?" > I'm 13 years old. "When were you born?" > I was born on the 30th of January 1988.