Ok just incase it's not working for anyone this is what it is doing. If you're on the page and move the mouse out of the window (window onMouseOut) it will trig

Ok just incase it's not working for anyone this is what it is doing. If you're on the page and move the mouse out of the window (window onMouseOut) it will trigger a traditional modal. It took a while for it to work, and I believe it only works once, but when it did, it really worked. My pedantic nature forcer my cursor / attention back on the page and I read the entire modal right when I wanted to leave the page. If you're evil and making evil pages this is perfect, bravo.