Hah, your comment highlighted the ridiculousness of the article, but there's also some truth to it. Imagine you were considering moving to Florida, but they had

Hah, your comment highlighted the ridiculousness of the article, but there's also some truth to it. Imagine you were considering moving to Florida, but they had recently been ravaged by "The Destructinator of Death" and the "Plague of Extreme Sorrows." It would probably give you more pause than thinking about Hurricanes Andrew and Katrina.