Then it will save even more lives for every hurricane to be named after a metal band (e.g.: Destructinator.) Then we can apply suffixes, like "the Terrible" (D

Then it will save even more lives for every hurricane to be named after a metal band (e.g.: Destructinator.) Then we can apply suffixes, like "the Terrible" (Destructinator the Terrible). Then if that doesn't work well enough to change behavior, we can simply lie about the risks (Destructinator the Terrible will kill you unless you take shelter in Canada with 90% probability.) Hopefully this drumbeat of psychological warfare will cause the coastal residents to move hundreds of miles from the coasts and there will be no more hurricane deaths again. Then we can start naming tornados after biker bars.