Wait, wait, wait...GOTO in PHP is real?? I thought it was a joke when I heard about it a while back... Those who use PHP properly don't need this, and the ones

Wait, wait, wait...GOTO in PHP is real?? I thought it was a joke when I heard about it a while back... Those who use PHP properly don't need this, and the ones who currently write spaghetti....well, will now write even worse spaghetti! At least the good developers now have another way to spot bad code, I guess..