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Ask HN: Code Sexual Innuendo, got any?
Hey Everyone, I have a friend who is trying to think of some code style sexual innuendo, related to security to use on some promotional thongs she plans to give away at a conference.
I've come up with:
Protect your private $_SESSION;
Protect you private bytes.
Don't let your back door become vulnerable.
Please be respectful of my private $parts.
Don't be unwillingly injected.
Have you guys and girls got an better or more to add to this?
P.S by 'friend' I do actually mean a friend :)
- psgbg 12y agoDon't mnap (scan) my ports. My 80 is here. (?) Your current user has the minimal privileges. Attempts to go further will be reported. (?) And please don't be a jerk. your P.S. is little B.S. comment. I wish her luck.
- roguecoder 12y agoThose aren't "sexual innuendo", they are rape jokes and unlikely to make the company look good.