And thus the classic joke (told poorly by the first source I could copy): """ Satan offers incredible wealth to a man in exchange for his soul. The man replie

And thus the classic joke (told poorly by the first source I could copy): """ Satan offers incredible wealth to a man in exchange for his soul. The man replies, “B-b-b-but, won’t I have to go to Hell?” Satan says, “Oh, don’t believe what you’ve heard, Hell isn’t that bad. Here, take a look.” And it’s all cocktail receptions and long lazy lunches at fancy restaurants. So he sells his soul. Later, when he dies, he goes to Hell, and sure enough, it’s all flames, pitchforks and eternal agony. The man protests to Satan, who replies – “Oh, that was our summer program.” """ http://abovethelaw.com/2013/06/which-biglaw-summer-associates-are-happiest-with-their-firms/ http://abovethelaw.com/2013/06/which-biglaw-summer-associate...