Reminds me of some emails that went out at my old university during a cluster outage, and got progressively more informal as the night went on, detailing people

Reminds me of some emails that went out at my old university during a cluster outage, and got progressively more informal as the night went on, detailing people leaving dinners with extended families, a growing sense of desperation, etc. The last email might as well have ended with "Tell my wife I love her." It was both direct and funny enough that I was only mildly annoyed that the cluster was down.