I believe this Futurama quote about summarizes it: "Hi! Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was a train got crashed in New Jersey. Wanna see? People

I believe this Futurama quote about summarizes it: "Hi! Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was a train got crashed in New Jersey. Wanna see? People won't be late for work though, because the governor lady said, "I'm sending in more trains!" [Another train crashes into the wreckage causing a massive explosion]"