Someone needs to make a parody video of this ASAP: "Man takes cue out of his mouth...smartphone says: You have 4 hours to live." "Woman pulls cue out of her ear

Someone needs to make a parody video of this ASAP: "Man takes cue out of his mouth...smartphone says: You have 4 hours to live." "Woman pulls cue out of her ear...smartphone says: You are deaf"