I switched to node.js because it was the trendy new thing and I could charge 3x the rate of boring mainstream programmers to deliver the same product, except wo

I switched to node.js because it was the trendy new thing and I could charge 3x the rate of boring mainstream programmers to deliver the same product, except worse (because it's node.js). I need a new thing though, since apparently node.js is getting too mainstream. Maybe if I can convince enough businesses that they NEED clojure, then I can go that route.