Hah, that's a good one. My favourite so far has been this one: "If your only tool is C++, all problems look like thumbs." EDIT: noticed that jfb had used this

Hah, that's a good one. My favourite so far has been this one: "If your only tool is C++, all problems look like thumbs." EDIT: noticed that jfb had used this already, if only in slightly different form.