"Give a man a hammer, then he wants a bell, and the next thing you know, he wants a song to sing, all over this land. Ingrateful SOB." --danceswithcats on some

"Give a man a hammer, then he wants a bell, and the next thing you know, he wants a song to sing, all over this land. Ingrateful SOB." --danceswithcats on some random website I'm not going to bother finding in my history