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The ultimate irony would be to submit a patent application on this software that generates patents.

hughw 12y ago
Simply run the essay through the patent generator!
fuckedup 12y ago
That too completely automated ... Like generate -> submit money via gateway -> print n send to verify -> get sms alert over apis -> etc ..... Basically u submit the money rest taken care .... an app on playstore n iphone will be great ....
- mcintyre1994 12y ago
  Ha, let's make it a game too! IAPs to get a better lawyer or choose where you sue infringers, global hiscores for the most successful patent trolls (players), share successful suings to Facebook..
zem 12y ago
you almost had me there, bezos! http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030301 http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030301
skylan_q 12y ago
Or a patent application describing the automation of the application of patents that were generated by patent-generating software.
crucialfelix 12y ago
Maybe you remember that Halliburton got a patent on a method of patent trolling: http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=20080270152&OS=20080270152&RS=20080270152 http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=... Patent Acquisition and Assertion by a (Non-Inventor) First Party Against a Second Party Abstract Methods for a first party to acquire and assert a patent property against a second party are disclosed. The methods include obtaining an equity interest in the patent property. The methods further include writing a claim within the scope of the patent property. The claim is written to cover a product of the second party where the product includes a secret aspect. The methods further include filing the claim with a patent office. The methods sometimes include offering a license of the patent property to the second party after the patent property issues as a patent with the claim. The methods sometimes include asserting infringement of the claim by the second party after the patent property issues as a patent with the claim. The methods sometimes include negotiating a cross-license with the second party based on the assertion of infringement of the claim, where under the cross-license the first party obtains a license to an intellectual property right from the second party. The methods sometime include attempting to obtain a monetary settlement from the second party based on the assertion of infringement of a claim.

hughw 12y ago

Simply run the essay through the patent generator!

That too completely automated ... Like generate -> submit money via gateway -> print n send to verify -> get sms alert over apis -> etc ..... Basically u submit the money rest taken care .... an app on playstore n iphone will be great ....

mcintyre1994 12y ago
Ha, let's make it a game too! IAPs to get a better lawyer or choose where you sue infringers, global hiscores for the most successful patent trolls (players), share successful suings to Facebook..

zem 12y ago

you almost had me there, bezos! http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030301 http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030301

skylan_q 12y ago

Or a patent application describing the automation of the application of patents that were generated by patent-generating software.

crucialfelix 12y ago

Maybe you remember that Halliburton got a patent on a method of patent trolling: http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=20080270152&OS=20080270152&RS=20080270152 http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=... Patent Acquisition and Assertion by a (Non-Inventor) First Party Against a Second Party Abstract Methods for a first party to acquire and assert a patent property against a second party are disclosed. The methods include obtaining an equity interest in the patent property. The methods further include writing a claim within the scope of the patent property. The claim is written to cover a product of the second party where the product includes a secret aspect. The methods further include filing the claim with a patent office. The methods sometimes include offering a license of the patent property to the second party after the patent property issues as a patent with the claim. The methods sometimes include asserting infringement of the claim by the second party after the patent property issues as a patent with the claim. The methods sometimes include negotiating a cross-license with the second party based on the assertion of infringement of the claim, where under the cross-license the first party obtains a license to an intellectual property right from the second party. The methods sometime include attempting to obtain a monetary settlement from the second party based on the assertion of infringement of a claim.