Punter: traffic is bad today eh? Cabbie: me mates are making a point about Uber Punter: Uber? What's that? <tap-tap-tap> Cool! Let me out here. Cabbie: tom

Punter: traffic is bad today eh? Cabbie: me mates are making a point about Uber Punter: Uber? What's that? <tap-tap-tap> Cool! Let me out here. Cabbie: tom tit! :-(