Similarly, it's nothing more than a test campaign's worth of ad groups on Adwords. It'll barely buy an 1/8th page ad on a random day of a local newspaper. $500

Similarly, it's nothing more than a test campaign's worth of ad groups on Adwords. It'll barely buy an 1/8th page ad on a random day of a local newspaper. $500 also doesn't pay for a professional naming service. That can cost upwards of $10k, sometimes much more because it gets bid up by people like P&G who need new names all the time. You can always rename and buy a better domain when you become successful enough to afford it.