How about something simpler - Make images load slowly using JS. Or how about just using a webfont? I already get a reminder of what the 'slow lane' was like wh

How about something simpler - Make images load slowly using JS. Or how about just using a webfont? I already get a reminder of what the 'slow lane' was like when I hit a site that uses one - it does layout so I can see where the text will eventually go and then I get to wait 5 seconds for it to load and do whatever else it needs to do with its fonts.