I realize you're half joking but as a former six time intern, the quickest way to make me not want to join your company fulltime would be to use me as your assi

I realize you're half joking but as a former six time intern, the quickest way to make me not want to join your company fulltime would be to use me as your assistant. Of course, that might be alright with you if you're not looking to hire your intern afterwards.