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That's it, I'm getting rid of my pet cat in favor of a hippopotamus. Safety first.
by morsch 13y ago
That's it, I'm getting rid of my pet cat in favor of a hippopotamus. Safety first.
- logicchains 13y agoI bet that'd also significantly reduce your risk of burglary or home invasion.
- dm2 13y agoI'd be willing to bet that pet hippopotamuses are more likely to kill their owners than pet cats. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/2011/11/pet-hippo-kills-its-owner/ http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/2011/11/pet-hippo-kil...
- Argorak 13y agoHippos are very aggressive and territorial. Also, they are surprisingly fast, especially in water. Many wild animals, even predators, won't move towards you unless you come real close. Hippos move towards you even if you just pass by the waterline of the sea that they are in. Also, Hippos don't kill by biting you. They drown you by dragging you underwater - it's not that they misjudge their force. Another problem is that they come out at night and like warm underground - streets for example. When I was in Africa last time, there was a horrible street accident with 17 dead as a pickup hit a hippo standing on the road at night. Grey, behind a corner -> bang. What makes Hippos so dangerous to humans is they we are misjudging them as tame, slow creatures that mind their own thing.
- bitJericho 13y agoReminds me of: https://xkcd.com/795/ https://xkcd.com/795/