I'd react roughly the same way if someone rubbed their genitals on my screen while I was using it. It's that offensive to me. Really? You'd politely say "Ple

I'd react roughly the same way if someone rubbed their genitals on my screen while I was using it. It's that offensive to me. Really? You'd politely say "Please don't touch my screen with your genitals"? I don't know you or anything, but it seems like life is too short to get this worked up over something so trivial.