This article's existence, headline included is the straight-forward definition of ridiculous. "In the future, the truest sign of human existential crises came

This article's existence, headline included is the straight-forward definition of ridiculous. "In the future, the truest sign of human existential crises came not from plague, wars, or conspiracy, but ineffable journalism." It also comes with a self-esteem hedge in the opening just in case you don't read. What might be an interesting story would the the meta-article on the set of these types of stories.