Why the fuck does any post on PHP bring out the programming language hipsters who's semi-intellectual critiques actually have as much depth as the average "OMG,

Why the fuck does any post on PHP bring out the programming language hipsters who's semi-intellectual critiques actually have as much depth as the average "OMG, Nickelback sux!" comment on Reddit? With this as the level of discourse in our industry, PHP or any other language is definitely not the problem...