The best thing I've read all day. Three days ago my wife have birth to our son, 3.5 weeks early. She's blaming the fact that we were in the middle of a house mo

The best thing I've read all day. Three days ago my wife have birth to our son, 3.5 weeks early. She's blaming the fact that we were in the middle of a house move for bringing the birth on early. While she wasn't lifting heavy things, the new flat is on the second floor, with no lift, so twenty steps needed to be negotiated regularly. I can now tell her we were simply working on enhanced brain development for our son.