As an insurance policy against life getting so bad that I feel compelled to work for the dark side of the government I think I might just head down to the neare

As an insurance policy against life getting so bad that I feel compelled to work for the dark side of the government I think I might just head down to the nearest tattoo parlour. Maybe I could get tattoo-cliche-style text but with offensive wording like 'Dulce et decorum est...'. Or, like Lady Gaga, a CND symbol, somewhere not so easy to cover up under a suit and tie. Or, to absolutely, definitely make sure that I don't end up doing things like spying on my neighbours or dropping bombs on innocent people overseas, I could get a hammer and sickle. That should do it. In so doing I could guarantee never working for the military industrial complex, be able to filter out narrow-minded conservative folk and maybe get on with those common tattooed folk a bit better.