One I've always liked, but it wasn't on the first couple pages: A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are all out golfing when suddenly they start getting hit by

One I've always liked, but it wasn't on the first couple pages: A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are all out golfing when suddenly they start getting hit by golf balls. They complain to the marshall and he says, "Oh yeah, thats a group of blind golfers". The doctor says, "I will develop a procedure to help these golfers regain their sight". The priest says, "I will pray for these golfers so that God may heal them". The engineer says, "Why can't these guys just play at night?"