I suppose the whole Center-Of-Attention-In-Washington-DC thingy might do a thing or two to your perception. "Monarchy Where We Swap Out The King Every Couple Y

I suppose the whole Center-Of-Attention-In-Washington-DC thingy might do a thing or two to your perception. "Monarchy Where We Swap Out The King Every Couple Years" has a much less free ring to it than the almighty "Democracy", now doesn't it? Much more accurate though.