Exactly. The article comes across a bit "look at all these tricks I know and want to use, but can't, but others can". I don't know USA Today, but I don't see a

Exactly. The article comes across a bit "look at all these tricks I know and want to use, but can't, but others can". I don't know USA Today, but I don't see anything like the screenshot in the article when I visit it (from the UK).