I mean, Yes I hate PHP more than the next guy, Yes this code is terrible, But you know what? I can read it, and follow along. And that's actually more to say

I mean, Yes I hate PHP more than the next guy, Yes this code is terrible, But you know what? I can read it, and follow along. And that's actually more to say than other "beautiful" code that was obfuscated behind 3 or 4 levels of unnecessary levels of abstraction or indirection.