The good thing about Slackware is that it acts as a timemachine for how Unix/Linux used to be back in the mid-90s. When the neckbeards comes around complaining

The good thing about Slackware is that it acts as a timemachine for how Unix/Linux used to be back in the mid-90s. When the neckbeards comes around complaining about "Unix philosophy" you can always tell them to use Slackware. And then watch them go silent.