As far as I can tell skimming through these comments, no one else here has actually read the thing. This is the internet. You don't need to read something, or

As far as I can tell skimming through these comments, no one else here has actually read the thing. This is the internet. You don't need to read something, or even know what it's actually about to have an opinion on it. (No, I haven't read the book yet, either; I'm waiting for Amazon to ship my copy. They said it'll be here by the end of the week.)