As someone who's married and somehow managed to avoid ever having to buy an engagement ring, to any fellow cheapskates I highly recommend the use of some more d

As someone who's married and somehow managed to avoid ever having to buy an engagement ring, to any fellow cheapskates I highly recommend the use of some more diplomatic version of the expression "what are you, some kind of prostitute?". If somebody's love is conditional on the amount of money you spend on them then I'd argue that's not the kind of love that leads to a long, satisfying relationship.