Crap -- you're right; sorry. Never mind, everyone! It's terrible over here -- crime is even worse than they say (I'm writing this while being carjacked), the

Crap -- you're right; sorry. Never mind, everyone! It's terrible over here -- crime is even worse than they say (I'm writing this while being carjacked), the cities can't function (two Occupy protestors have been camped on my front lawn since last year, and 911 redirects me to a recording), and the commutes are horrific (I have started working the graveyard shift just to avoid traffic). So save yourselves -- stay in the West Bay!